The Almighty Johnsons is a comedy-drama series about four brothers, raised in heartland New Zealand, who also happen to be the living incarnations of Norse Gods. They even have their own super-god-powers. Sort of.
Season 1 It’s a Kind of a Birthday Present | This Is Where Duty Starts | God’s Gift to Zebras | You Gotta Love Life, Baby | This Is Not Washing Powder, My Friend | Goddesses, Axl, Come In All Forms | Bad Things Happen | I Can Give You Frigg | Hunting Reindeer on Slippery Rocks | Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice
Season 2 And Then She Will Come to You | Frigg Magnet | Charlie Truman | Death’s Cleansing Embrace | A Damn Fine Woman | Folkmoot | Effortless Manly Coolness | Man-Flu | Everything Starts with Gaia | Magical Fluffy Bunny World | The House of Jerome | You Call This the Real World? | Does This Look Like Asgard?
Season 3 An Orchard of Trees | This Thing Inside | Bergerbar | Like the Berserkers of Old | Unleash the Kraken! | And Then on to Norsewood | Typical Auckland God | The Asparagus Is Kicking In | Mike In the Mirror | Playing God | A Bit Like Buses Really | Late to the Point of Knowledge | The End of the World as We Know It
Please note that this is the front of the dress. Lace and zippers. Why? #thefuck #huh #oddfashion
So I asked my straight guy friend if he would rather give a blowjob to a guy or get one from a guy and he just goes
"…..can we call it a brojob…?"
I see your brojob and I raise you a cunnilingsis.
Pretty sure that’s not how it works…
"Don’t worry, Sherlock! It’s totally a thing now."
"So you mean this whole time-"
"We’ve been straight!"
Bowser being a dad
Bowser is the best dad
bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.
That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.
peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.
That is the cutest idea ever and it is now my headcanon.
every super mario game since SMB 2 has either been dreams or games
Where did you go
where did you come from yes or no
My dash did a thing.
I think this is one of the best
-You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?
-Hell, no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I’m following him.
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR
…a doctor who built a body.