Opal Feathers

Please note that this is the front of the dress. Lace and zippers. Why? #thefuck #huh #oddfashion

phone-is-love-phone-is-life:

So I asked my straight guy friend if he would rather give a blowjob to a guy or get one from a guy and he just goes

"…..can we call it a brojob…?"

cand86:

I see your brojob and I raise you a cunnilingsis.

meincake:

Pretty sure that’s not how it works…

"Don’t worry, Sherlock! It’s totally a thing now."

"So you mean this whole time-"

"We’ve been straight!"

"Fascinating…"

deathschemist:

mismagireve:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

Bowser is the best dad

bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.

That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.

peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.

That is the cutest idea ever and it is now my headcanon.

every super mario game since SMB 2 has either been dreams or games

cuddlebeast:

stop-hammerkind:

Where did you go

where did you come from yes or no 

some-girl-who-draws:

king-hans-of-arendelle:

My dash did a thing.

I think this is one of the best

wakaflackalypse:

my house

-You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?

-Hell, no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I’m following him.

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

buffywholock asked you: donna noble or amy pond?

smoteymote:

catbountry:

goathoof:

tinyneedleteeth:

valesbloggingadventures:

fuzzleyan:

so basically someone made a redesigned version of Comic Sans and holy shit I never knew I could warm up to something that resembles Comic Sans like this

I’m not a typographer so my eyes aren’t trained for this but I think I might use this from now on

yes

A heroic effort

It looks really good to me.  A lot cleaner.

Neat.

YES

aominesatsuki:

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Ruby